Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew. One of the most easily recognized sodas on the market. With a color similar to Absynthe. Now, Dew comes in many shapes and sizes. It comes in green, light blue, pink, red, dark blue, AMP, AMP Overdrive and I think AMP light. The light blue/pink/dark blue is a special thing only available this summer. So check them flavors out yo. Anyway. Taste: Green = Lemony/Limey/Sweet, Light Blue = Blue Raspberry (like those bank lolipops), Pink = Strawberry, Red = Cherry, Dark Blue = Mixed Berry (like those Pop Tarts with the purple frosting, except not as good), AMP = green dew on crack, AMP Overdrive = Red Dew on crack. they're all really good. i personally am a fan of red and overdrive. I like cherry. I give dew a firm 7.5/10. good for a quick rush, not enough caffine in my opinion. Here's their website: Mountain Dew PEACE

Monster Energy Drink

=New post! (Finally). Today, It's about Monster Energy Drink. Yes, the one with the crazy opening tab (it has claw marks in it). This is a good energy drink. If by good, you mean SWEET. Not surfer sweet, like actual taste. God damnit. The green can is sourish-sickly sweet, the red can is like drinking carbonated grenadine, the orange one tastes like a mixture of bad orangina with the regular monster. the yellow one tastes like bannana. Yea, i don't understand either. and finally, the purple one tastes like the worst grape-cola-green monster-hell combination ever. I like the energy drink when nothing else good is available. I would much rather drink a Jolt or a BAWLS though. I give it a 5.5/10. It's good for a quick rush, but leaves you with an aftertaste. (and its waaaaayyy to sweet for my taste). Here's their website: Monster PEACE.